Real Man's Steel Cap Boots!
 
Like all the other hard working tradies out there, I own a pair of steel cap boots too. These boots are worn for the toughest jobs, and never washed and cleaned. They are too stinky and never allowed to be left in the room. Garage and back of me car is where they belong. 
 
I've worn them for 5 years, the soles are ripped, the steel cap is almost exposed, the insoles are covered with a layer of me foot sweat. Time to let them go, and piggies get your hands on them quickly.
 
I'll wear them for another month for ya, and you'll get a pair of socks well worn too.